I'd investigate your paranormal activities, baby
BAGANS HAS RETURNED

ALL BOW TO MY MUSCLEY POWER

YOU

BAGANS IS BORED IN AN AIRPORT

I REQUIRE ENTERTAINMENT. SEND ME YOUR SEXY MUSCLES AND LOVE ME DAMNIT

Over lord Bagans did you forget to tumbler because you couldn't stop looking at your sexyness?
Anonymous

YES THAT IS THE ISSUE. I AM CONSTANTLY PLAGUED BY MY EXTREME BEAUTY AND IT IS SO SAD. BUT I AM HAPPY WITH MYSELF AND I MAKE SEX TO THE MIRROR AND I  AM SEXY YES OR YES

REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FORGOT ABOUT TUMBLR FOR A MONTH OR SO AND BASICALLY IGNORED ALL OF YOU

blameitonkarofsky:

zak-bagans:

LOLOLOLOL DEAL WITH IT

LORD BAGANS DOES WHAT HE WANTS, WHEN HE WANTS

LORD BAGANS IT’S BEEN SO LONG I HAVE MISSED YOU AND YOUR SUPER MELONS GREATLY

I HAVE GRACED YOU WITH MY PRESENCE

LET US HOLD HANDS AND YELL AT DEMONS

GET OUT OF MY YARD YOU PANSY BITCHES. THAT’S RIGHT YOU WEAR GRANNY PANTIES YOU LITTLE DEMON WHORES! I AM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I AM MUSCLEY

REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FORGOT ABOUT TUMBLR FOR A MONTH OR SO AND BASICALLY IGNORED ALL OF YOU

LOLOLOLOL DEAL WITH IT

LORD BAGANS DOES WHAT HE WANTS, WHEN HE WANTS

Lord Bagans
Does your comdey talents match your level of sexy? Please tell us loyal minions a joke...or a funny story.

thanks,
(oh...your super melons are huge and bright, thus I forgot my own name.)
Anonymous

LET’S SEE…

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A REALLY SEXY MUSCLE. THIS MUSCLE WAS SO SEXY THAT ALL THE OTHER BODY PARTS IN THE TOWN WOULD CRY AND TALK BEHIND HIS BACK ABOUT HOW MUCH PRETTIER HE WAS THAN THEM. ONE DAY, THE MUSCLE SAID “I’M GUNNA BE SEXIER” AND EVERYONE WAS SAD SO THE EASTER BUNNY DIED.

THE END.

LOLOLOL I’M HILARIOUS I LOVE THAT STORY MY MOMMY TOLD IT TO ME EVERY DAY BECAUSE I’M SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE THE SEXY MUSCLE

I HAVE RETURNED

FEEL MY BICEPS

You taunting mother nature's fury now instead of demons? My Minon village saw you and your 2 side kicks on the television.
That right mother nature Over Lord Bagans is in charge now MOFO...you can take your pansy tornado and stick it!
Anonymous

YOU KNOW, THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL. ONE TIME MY FATHER TOOK ME FISHING. I REMEMBER IT WAS A BRIGHT, SUNNY DAY AND THE SEAGULLS LOOKED LIKE DELICATE LITTLE FLOWERS.

asdfghjkl!!!! i need to follow you....mainly to just stare at the background picture lol
Wow I'm a creeper!

ALL IS WELL IN THE WORLD OF MUSCLE