ALL BOW TO MY MUSCLEY POWER
YES THAT IS THE ISSUE. I AM CONSTANTLY PLAGUED BY MY EXTREME BEAUTY AND IT IS SO SAD. BUT I AM HAPPY WITH MYSELF AND I MAKE SEX TO THE MIRROR AND I AM SEXY YES OR YES
LOLOLOLOL DEAL WITH IT
LORD BAGANS DOES WHAT HE WANTS, WHEN HE WANTS
LORD BAGANS IT’S BEEN SO LONG I HAVE MISSED YOU AND YOUR SUPER MELONS GREATLY
I HAVE GRACED YOU WITH MY PRESENCE
LET US HOLD HANDS AND YELL AT DEMONS
GET OUT OF MY YARD YOU PANSY BITCHES. THAT’S RIGHT YOU WEAR GRANNY PANTIES YOU LITTLE DEMON WHORES! I AM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I AM MUSCLEY
LOLOLOLOL DEAL WITH IT
LORD BAGANS DOES WHAT HE WANTS, WHEN HE WANTS 
Does your comdey talents match your level of sexy? Please tell us loyal minions a joke...or a funny story.
thanks,
(oh...your super melons are huge and bright, thus I forgot my own name.)
LET’S SEE…
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A REALLY SEXY MUSCLE. THIS MUSCLE WAS SO SEXY THAT ALL THE OTHER BODY PARTS IN THE TOWN WOULD CRY AND TALK BEHIND HIS BACK ABOUT HOW MUCH PRETTIER HE WAS THAN THEM. ONE DAY, THE MUSCLE SAID “I’M GUNNA BE SEXIER” AND EVERYONE WAS SAD SO THE EASTER BUNNY DIED.
THE END.
LOLOLOL I’M HILARIOUS I LOVE THAT STORY MY MOMMY TOLD IT TO ME EVERY DAY BECAUSE I’M SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE THE SEXY MUSCLE
That right mother nature Over Lord Bagans is in charge now MOFO...you can take your pansy tornado and stick it!
YOU KNOW, THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL. ONE TIME MY FATHER TOOK ME FISHING. I REMEMBER IT WAS A BRIGHT, SUNNY DAY AND THE SEAGULLS LOOKED LIKE DELICATE LITTLE FLOWERS.


